1 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,760 Gerald had been diagnosed with prostate cancer. 2 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,120 Something that Kaleb and I discussed 3 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,920 while trying to do what our absent friend normally does. 4 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,120 Bollocks. 5 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:36,840 No. 6 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,000 No. 7 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,160 It's bloody complicated. 8 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:42,320 Yeah. 9 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,600 I've been phoning round doctors and things I know. 10 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:46,640 Yeah? 11 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,360 And his odds are really good. 12 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,080 - But it's scaring him to death. - Yeah. 13 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,240 He doesn't understand. 14 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,560 No, I know he doesn't understand. And he's bewildered. 15 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,720 Because, for obvious reasons, somebody said: "Sorry, it's cancer." 16 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,840 - That's all he heard. - Yeah. 17 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,080 He's desperately upset. 18 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,520 Terrified, poor man. 19 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,160 No. 20 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,120 He's a strong man. He's worked the land all of his life. 21 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,120 He's not unfit, is he? 22 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,000 He can do a day's work at... 23 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,720 - What age is he? - 74. 24 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,720 He's amazing. 25 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,360 We were now heading into late autumn. 26 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:50,200 And on Kaleb's side of the farm, in one of the arable fields, 27 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,920 things were not going well. 28 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,920 So, Jeremy and Charlie said it was too late to plant oilseed rape. 29 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,880 I took the decision, as farm manager now, to plant it myself. 30 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,040 And unfortunately, it's failed. 31 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:09,800 Fucking annoying. 32 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,760 And when Kaleb came over to see me, 33 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,160 he became even more annoyed. 34 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,320 Who the fuck is that? 35 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,400 It's interesting you should ask that, 36 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:29,120 because it's actually half of Groove Armada. 37 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:31,960 Who? 38 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,440 Half of... He was in Groove Armada. 39 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,120 I don't know what that is. Why is he drilling my field? 40 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,560 Er... 41 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,520 The thing is that fellow Doncaster-boy Andy Cato 42 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,680 no longer does this for a living. 43 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,040 Like me, he's now moved into farming. 44 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,920 And a couple of weeks earlier, he and his business partner, George Lamb, 45 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:08,200 had dropped round to talk about their big idea. 46 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,400 - I know it's called regenerative farming. - Yeah. 47 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,480 But I'd really like to understand what it is. 48 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:19,840 Our current farming system declares war on natural systems. 49 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,720 And tt's got us in a bit of a fix. 50 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,600 Our soils have been pounded and poisoned 51 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,880 to a point where they're within a few decades of giving up. 52 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:32,000 We've lost 80% of our insects, so we can't keep doing that. 53 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:37,280 Regenerative farming is a way of farming which tries to copy natural systems. 54 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,000 - But it's not organic? - No. 55 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,560 In organic, the main thing 56 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,480 is about not using any chemicals. 57 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:50,280 Where we're different is we're about assessing each bit of farmland 58 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,720 and trying to figure out what it needs. 59 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,960 So if we took the plant and we took a reading from it, 60 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,840 and it told us that you were missing boron, 61 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,480 or magnesium or something specific, 62 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,680 we can feed according to need, 63 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,920 rather than going and just dumping thousands of kilos onto the field. 64 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,640 That's what we do. 65 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:14,560 We filled a sprayer up with gallons and gallons of chemicals 66 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,640 and just go out and do every field. 67 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,360 Andy then explained that the goal with regenerative farming 68 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:24,880 was to copy the way nature likes to mix things up. 69 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,360 One thing you'll never find in the woods or along a hedgerow 70 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,800 or any natural system, 71 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,480 is one type of plant. 72 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,600 Nature never allows one type of plant to grow in a big area. 73 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,760 If you look in a drought year like this year, 74 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,480 all the bits that stood up to it 75 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,600 are the hedgerows, the woodlands and the bits that we haven't touched. 76 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,480 The bits that have stayed green? 77 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,160 Yeah. And the thing is, 78 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,680 as the hedgerow or the woodland or the meadowland prove, 79 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,480 when that's working, 80 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,640 you don't need to put anything on it. Nature's got it sorted. 81 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,880 So what we've got to get away from is monocultures. 82 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,440 You're suggesting planting wheat and something else 83 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,240 - in the same field at the same time? - Yeah. 84 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:14,240 So the idea of wheat and beans is a good starting point. 85 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,320 - In the same field? - Yes. 86 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,120 Two things are happening there. 87 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,200 One is that the nitrogen from the atmosphere, 88 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,480 of which there's an infinite abundance 89 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,440 80% of it, isn't it? 90 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,440 The beans are taking that down and putting it in the soil, 91 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:33,000 - to replace fertiliser inputs. - The beans are? 92 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,040 - The beans are. - They're great nitrogen fixers. 93 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,800 And so, by putting two plant families in the same field, 94 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,160 we're starting that process of feeding the soil microbes, 95 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,840 which we need to help recover with a diversity of plants. 96 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,480 Your yields are going to be way down. 97 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,761 You're not going to grow as many beans as if you just had a bean field 98 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,240 or as much wheat, surely? 99 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,640 Here's the thing. 100 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:00,240 The overall output will be higher. 101 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:02,896 - Really? - Yeah. 102 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,680 I know what you mean. 103 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,760 - Net-margin-wise, at the bottom line. - Yes. 104 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:11,520 Overall you might do less yield in actual weight with us. 105 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,480 But if you take all those input costs out, 106 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:17,200 for example, the chemical prices are going up and up and up 107 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,480 our margin is higher. 108 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,840 Plus, you're also building health into your soil 109 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,800 so you can farm indefinitely. 110 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:27,840 If you carry on using the same extractive system based on chemicals, 111 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,920 the likelihood is in a couple of generations' time, 112 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,280 you won't be able to produce food on your farm. 113 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,920 So if we started to think not in terms of yield, 114 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:39,600 like the weight we get out of a field, but in how much money... 115 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,160 We only ever talk about. 116 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,680 "We got so many tonnes per acre." 117 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,760 If we start to talk about how many pounds per acre... 118 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:48,720 Yeah. 119 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,640 I like the sound of this. 120 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:54,520 Yeah, because you're not having to give Mr CF Industries 121 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,920 £1,000 for your fertiliser. 122 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,080 Exactly. 123 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,240 Then came the really enticing bit. 124 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,360 Andy and George would guarantee 125 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,920 to buy any crops we grew using their method 126 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,120 for a premium price. 127 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,560 You buy it? 128 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:14,120 - We buy it off you at a premium. - That's even better. 129 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,080 You buy for more than I would get from an ordinary grain merchant? 130 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,880 Yeah. For sure. 131 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,640 Who do you sell it to? 132 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,440 We're at about 250 regular customers, 133 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,480 and that spreads from small artisan bakeries 134 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,160 to Marks and Spencers. 135 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,920 - Marks and Spencers? - Marks and Spencers? 136 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:30,880 Marks and Spencers. 137 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:34,880 So your flour that you sell us can be going into MandS. 138 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,400 Charlie and I were sold. 139 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,440 So I'd handed over one of the fields to Andy... 140 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,080 To see if his new soil-friendly system would work. 141 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:55,840 And now, I just had to hope that Kaleb wouldn't mind. 142 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,920 That's pissing me off seeing him in there. 143 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,400 You don't know what he's drilling yet, wheat and beans. 144 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,600 I see a bean bag. 145 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,920 Yeah, he's got wheat and beans in his hopper. 146 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,640 It's my field, though. 147 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,280 I've drilled this field for the last 6 years now. 148 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:16,040 You won't have to this year because he's doing it. 149 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,440 He's putting it in with a disc drill. 150 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,640 - That's not gonna work. - Why not? 151 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,400 Look out there. What do you see? 152 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,200 - Mud. - No. The other thing with the mud. 153 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,400 - Stones. - Yes. 154 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,936 Do you know how a disc drill works? 155 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,656 We've got a tine drill for that reason. It moves the stone out the way 156 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:32,800 then plants the seed. 157 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,040 - Yeah. - Yes? 158 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,680 You put a disc drill through that, that'll go over the stone 159 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,880 and plant the seed on top of the stone. 160 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,080 - Will it? - Yes. 161 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,480 Hmm... 162 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,720 He's probably on Boy's Land. This is Man's Land. 163 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,360 I then put on my "Boutros Boutros" hat, 164 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,720 because it was time for the two of them to meet. 165 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,240 Be nice. Don't be petulant like a child. 166 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:00,840 Andy, Kaleb. 167 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,520 - How you doing? - Kaleb, Andy. 168 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,440 - He's thrilled. - Nice to meet you. 169 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,040 - He's thrilled. - Looking pretty thrilled, yeah. 170 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,840 - No. Oh, here's somebody else. - Hi. 171 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 - Been planting with a trowel? - Scratching like a chicken. 172 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,120 Yeah. 173 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,520 The first thing he says is you're using 174 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,760 a disc drill, which won't work in that field. 175 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,096 - Yeah? - There's a lot of stone. 176 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:23,880 There are? 177 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,320 - Do you think it'll work? - I'm with you with the stones. 178 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:31,240 This drill is set up to sow two things at the same time 179 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:35,160 and put a bit of probiotic liquid down with the seed. 180 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,200 If we get through the stones, we can get the job done. 181 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,040 What's the liquid for? Fertiliser? 182 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,640 No, it's like, er... 183 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:45,280 We're gonna try and bring the soil back to life. 184 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,760 - And get all the things... - It is alive. 185 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,640 If I farm that bit there and you rip this bit up and put your 186 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,601 whatever you're doing, in here, you'll get a better yield? 187 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,200 No, no, no. 188 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,720 Okay. Would you make more money than I would? 189 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,640 Well, let's go back a step, because if... 190 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:05,040 - You're tall as the sun. - What's that? 191 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,640 - If... - My neck. 192 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,496 Do you want me to come down the down slope? 193 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,360 Yeah, if that's all right. 194 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,280 - Yeah, better. - That's better! 195 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,240 What are you planting? Wheat? 196 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,520 - And beans. - How do you harvest it 197 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,360 and not lose anything out the back? 198 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,760 You set it so you're not losing anything out the back. 199 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:26,520 - It'll go through a grain cleaner. - Which costs more money. 200 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,280 You don't have to take care of that because part of the deal is 201 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,296 that we'll just take the wheat and beans together and we'll sort it all out. 202 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,160 - They do that. - Do we sell it to you then? 203 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,320 Yeah. 204 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,400 - And they pay a premium. - Fine. 205 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,840 Next question, then. Was you in a band? 206 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,760 - I was. - I can tell. 207 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,760 Because? 208 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,320 Because you've left your tractor running at a pound a litre. 209 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,120 It was now late November. 210 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,520 And I had my head buried in my latest homework. 211 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,040 Yorkshire pig. 212 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,360 Who are you looking at? 213 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:14,720 Because despite Charlie's protests, I'd bought some pigs 214 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,960 and their arrival was only days away. 215 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,600 Corrugated iron. 216 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,520 As a result, 217 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:27,680 I had to get three big pens built in the potato field. 218 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:33,040 This would be a lot of work and I really needed some expert help. 219 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,360 Kaleb is ill. 220 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,440 Okay. 221 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,920 First rule, you would have thought with farming, you go to work. The end. 222 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,696 There is a really bad cold going around. 223 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,080 - Yeah, but it's a cold! - It's horrible. 224 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,480 Foetuses. Honestly. 225 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:54,360 Could you grab the telehandler? Since it's an emergency. 226 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,640 Look at this! 227 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,560 This is the Diddly Squat Heavy Machinery Unit 228 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,720 swinging into action here. 229 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,600 Whoa. 230 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,520 Bloody hell. 231 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:13,720 Wind! 232 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,880 No! I've got my own sail! 233 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,680 - You know what pigs I'm getting? - No. 234 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,720 They're called Shandy and Blacks. 235 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,200 - Ooh! - And they are from... 236 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,640 - See the forest over there? - Yeah? 237 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,536 That's where they're from. Forest of Wychwood. 238 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,800 - You are kidding? - No. 239 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,456 - A few years ago... - Uh-huh? 240 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,080 There was only one 241 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,360 man pig left. 242 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,320 - Boar? - Yeah. One left in the whole world. 243 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,720 - No way? - And it was rescued by a farm in Dean. 244 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,600 They're bringing it back. So I've decided to get Shandy and Blacks. 245 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,720 It sounds like a sort of thing a northern woman would drink in a pub. 246 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,400 - 83 m? - There. 247 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,640 - This is the other corner. - Here we go. 248 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,520 Look, a farmer! At work! 249 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,280 Possibly with a light cold, mild flu, 250 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,360 but able to go to work. 251 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,560 Having measured out the pens, our next job was to install the fences 252 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:16,680 using a post knocker I'd nicked from Kaleb's yard. 253 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,360 Right. 254 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,160 - What we need to do is get that pin... - In the middle. 255 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,640 - Into there. - Okay. 256 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,440 Oh, wow! 257 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,760 - Are we happy? - Yep. 258 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,480 Oh nice. 259 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Can you imagine putting someone's head there? 'Oomph! Gone. 260 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,880 - "Gangs of London." - This would be a great one. 261 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,240 We should do "Gangs of Chipping Norton"! 262 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,480 Put people's heads on this! 263 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,000 - Shall I put these every 3 metres? - Yeah. 264 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:56,120 It really is raining now and officially night. 265 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,456 - I've done the maths. - Yep. 266 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,240 And we're gonna have to put in 75 fence posts 267 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,760 before we start putting the actual fencing up. 268 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,560 We're not quick, but it is our first day. 269 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,640 - Yep. - And we can be proud of ourselves. 270 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:22,320 {\an8}Right, we've gotta thread this through here. Yeah. 271 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,720 Ooh, that was juicy. 272 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,480 Right, now, here we go. 273 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,760 When I drive forwards, it's going to tension it. 274 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,280 No, no, no, no, no, no! 275 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,440 Jeremy? Whoa, whoa! 276 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,960 You've pulled it over. 277 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,560 What? Pulled what? 278 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,200 I was screaming at you and you can't hear. 279 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:57,000 - What have I pulled over? - You pulled the last post over. 280 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,160 Eejit. 281 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,600 Fucking ripped the whole thing up. 282 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,000 You're meant to be looking at me. 283 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,256 - We could have used the phone. - We can all blame each other. 284 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,080 No, it's not that. 285 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,656 I was trying to make sure that the thing wasn't wobbling at the front. 286 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,280 "Blame each other"? 287 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,120 We're gonna have to put the post... How are we gonna... 288 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,560 Wait. This is more of a problem. No, stop just for a second. 289 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,920 The corner post has to go there to be in line with that 290 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,480 - and in line with this. - Uh-huh. 291 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,400 And we've loosened the ground up, haven't we? 292 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,920 We hav... "We" have? 293 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,800 Yeah, "we" have. 294 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,360 When the fences were all up, 295 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:38,000 we quickly discovered we'd given ourselves a problem. 296 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,960 Hang on. Let's think about this. 297 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,720 If you open that one... 298 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,440 Yep. 299 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,080 Right. So we have to open this one first. 300 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,800 Or we have to take this one off. Do we? 301 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,320 Well, if we open this one first... 302 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,320 - No, it's... - We fucked up. 303 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,920 - I know we did. It should've been... - So take that off. 304 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,480 Yes. Exactly. 305 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,960 Despite the setbacks, though, we managed without Kaleb or Charlie 306 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,880 to finish the pens. 307 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,960 And then, we had to start work on the pig houses, 308 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,840 which came with my least favourite thing: 309 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,640 An instruction manual. 310 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:22,960 From this to this in 30...? Fuck off! 30 minutes my arse. Look! 311 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,080 - That goes on there like that, yeah? - Oh, yeah? Okay. 312 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,360 It's IKEA, but for pigs. 313 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:30,840 - Yeah? - Yeah. 314 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:31,920 Yeah. 315 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,480 Is that on the... where it's painted? 316 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,040 - Okay. - Perfect. 317 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,680 Er... 318 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,480 - Oh for fuck's sake! - What? 319 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,040 There's no door. 320 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,600 - We were supposed to use that. - Oh those go there. 321 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,680 Jesus. 322 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:49,880 Okay? 323 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,776 I picked up the nearest bit of wood. I didn't realise you needed a door. 324 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,560 But pigs need doors. 325 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,960 We've gotta swivel it round, haven't we? Yeah. 326 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,000 We've now been exactly half an hour. 327 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,160 Right. 328 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,360 Sansa? Arya? 329 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,360 Oh! I'm going backwards. 330 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:08,080 Sansa! Arya! Come here. 331 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,200 Sansa? Arya? Dogs? 332 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,240 Oh, they're here. 333 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,640 Sit. 334 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,160 Sit. 335 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,880 Arya, sit. 336 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,080 Sit. 337 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,320 Sit. 338 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,040 Sit. 339 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,800 Oh, God. 340 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,320 Right, look, well, it's firm... ish. 341 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,320 That's good. Let's get the next one. 342 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,680 I can't remember how many days it's taken us 343 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,480 to build this pig migration centre, 344 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,560 but we have pretty much done it. 345 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,800 Yep. 346 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200 Perfect. 347 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,440 I am actually feeling really rather pleased with that. 348 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:04,000 If there's any pig farmers watching who wanna write in, do. 349 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,320 Mark your envelope: "Yeah, we were impressed as well." 350 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,520 Er... 351 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,880 "Diddly Squat Farm, Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire." 352 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,200 But, despite our best efforts, 353 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,160 the pig hotel wasn't quite finished 354 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,920 by the time our guests arrived. 355 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,600 - I'm Jeremy. - Hello, Jeremy. 356 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,696 How are you? This is Lisa. Wherever she is. 357 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,536 - Hello, there. How are you? - Nice to meet you. 358 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,320 - Nice to meet you too. - Hi. I'm Peter. 359 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,696 - Hi. Josh. Nice to meet you. - Hello, Josh. How are you? 360 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,656 - What have you got here? - Proper pig boards. 361 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,000 What are they for? 362 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,920 To steer the pigs in the paddocks, so they don't run that way. 363 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,320 - Oh, you use the board. I see. - Oh, right. Easy. 364 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,440 You can't put them on a lead. 365 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:53,560 I've seen Babe! I know how it works. 366 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,400 Piggies! 367 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,296 - How old are these ones? - About a year. 368 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,760 Are they what you call weaners? Or are they gilts? 369 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,040 Moving on from weaners to gilts, yeah. 370 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,296 I can't wait to get them. Can we get them out? 371 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,440 Yeah. 372 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,440 Here they come! 373 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,720 Good pigs. 374 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,240 Oh, they are fantastic! Look at them! 375 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,560 You rare breed, you! 376 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,080 - So those are how old? - They're coming up to a year now. 377 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,400 I love their socks they've got on. 378 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,800 I know! 379 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,200 But there's one... Oh, bigger pig. 380 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,760 Much bigger pig coming. 381 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,080 - Why is this one so much bigger? - She's much older. 382 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,160 - How old is she? - This is a breeding sow. 383 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,720 About two. So she has had baby. 384 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,080 They haven't met before. 385 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,856 - Oh, haven't they? - No. So there might be a little 386 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:45,880 of working who's who. 387 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,496 I'll keep these back, shall I? Come on. 388 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,320 - And they're all lady pigs? - All lady pigs. 389 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,016 They've got their hackles up on the back of their neck. 390 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:53,800 Like a dog? 391 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,736 That's how you know they're getting a bit grouchy with each other. 392 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,720 And they just don't like each other because...? 393 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,480 They've not met before. They'll make friends soon. 394 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,800 - Fight! Fight! Fight! - Girls, be nice. 395 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,560 This is a proper... 396 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,080 She's much bigger, 397 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,920 but they've got each other, so they'll stand their ground. 398 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,800 Shall we get the electric gates on? There you go. You're on now. 399 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,640 We're on. So if they touch it now... 400 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:21,560 - There you go. - It's working. 401 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,760 - The electric fence is on. - Yeah. 402 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,760 It was then time to put the young piglets in their compound. 403 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,640 - Ten in here for you. - I'm looking forward to this. 404 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,160 Come on, piggies. Welcome to Diddly Squat. 405 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,640 - They're gorgeous. - Aren't they fantastic? 406 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,040 Yeah, they're glorious. 407 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,480 Piggly Squat. That's what the herd's called. 408 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,040 It is a superb breed. 409 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,800 When the sun shines on them, they look metallic. 410 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,680 Chestnut. They're like conkers. 411 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,800 Nobody here will remember the NSU Ro 80. 412 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,080 There was a car called the NSU Ro 80. 413 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,160 You used to be able to get that in exactly the same colour. 414 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,640 - Really? - A sort of metallic bronze. 415 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,800 Yeah. 416 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,560 - He's found the potatoes, look. - Yeah. 417 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,240 They're gorgeous. Look at them running around. They like it. 418 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:16,880 Oh! 419 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,440 Lisa's beside herself! 420 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,520 You're so cute! 421 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,520 Aren't they just the best? 422 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,160 Yeah! 423 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,560 "It's potatoes! Potatoes!" 424 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,896 Look at them! They've gone mental! 425 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:32,400 "Oh, this is lunch! It's literally lunch everywhere you look!" 426 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,000 They all follow each other. Oh my God, they're so cute. 427 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,920 That one thinks it's a dog. 428 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,880 What are you doing down there? 429 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,320 So how long are they here for? A couple of months? 430 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,440 Yeah. They winter up here. 431 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,600 Hey, girlies. 432 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,520 Till they've eaten all the potatoes. 433 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,360 - And then they're off. - Oh! The Piggly Squats! 434 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,320 Finally, we had to release the last group of pigs 435 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,320 into the pen where... sex would take place. 436 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,400 So this for the middle field is a sow, a gilt and a boar. 437 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,000 - So sows had babies before? - Yeah. 438 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,720 - A gilt... - A gilt hasn't. 439 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,640 This is Mabel. She can be a bit cheeky. 440 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,960 - And Mabel is a sow? - Yes. 441 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,960 Come on, Sarah. 442 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Come on, Sarah! 443 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,480 Come on, darling. Come, pig. 444 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,640 I do know the boar is called Ajax. 445 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,400 - Ajax? - Ajax. 446 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Here we go. 447 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,480 - He's a young boar. - Yeah, he is. 448 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,936 He's nowhere near as stocky as I thought he'd be. 449 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,160 He's young, though. 450 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,960 - Here he goes. Look. - Here we go. 451 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,800 Hello. Look at this. This is the meeting of... 452 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,040 - "Hello, sailor." - Sarah and Ajax. 453 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,520 Love at first sight. 454 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,240 Aw, they're kissing. 455 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:55,680 There was, however, no time to enjoy this Mills and Boon moment. 456 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,600 Because we had to get the throuple's pig house built 457 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,680 before nightfall. 458 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,800 Here comes your house. 459 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,560 Ajax and Sarah and Mabel. 460 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,440 So if there's a big "clonk", I could squidge a pig. 461 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,120 That's good. 462 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,400 It is now 463 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,120 dark. 464 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,400 Okay. 465 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Oh-oh. 466 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,760 The sow is now going to join Lisa. 467 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,360 There you go. See? 468 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,080 Oh, no! More worryingly, here comes the boar. 469 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,560 - That is... - Oh, no, no, no. Not all of you! 470 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,280 Jeremy? 471 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,440 Erm... Jesus. 472 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,640 ♪ I'm sorry for the things that I told you ♪ 473 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,920 ♪ But words only go so far ♪ 474 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,600 ♪ And if I had my way I would reach into Heaven... ♪ 475 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,040 The Piggly Squat pigs settled down 476 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,040 to the business of settling in. 477 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,240 ♪ And pearls from a summer sea ♪ 478 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,960 ♪ But all I can give you is a kiss in the morning ♪ 479 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,840 ♪ And a sweet apology ♪ 480 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:35,120 ♪ And tomorrow's gonna be a brighter day ♪ 481 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,120 I, meanwhile, cracked on with farming life, 482 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:43,280 which, this week, included one of Charlie's skull-numbing catch-ups. 483 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,920 If we were to plant woodland, there is the Woodland Carbon Code. 484 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,080 So, the long and the short of it is 485 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,160 we could put those into a herbal ley. 486 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,000 We have to tell Defra we're keen. 487 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,240 We need to make that application by the end of March. 488 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,160 allocated a certain percentage of their income 489 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:03,440 to environmental, social and ESG governance. 490 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,640 You know, particularly the food industry, Scope 3... 491 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,760 And, after I woke up two days later, 492 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:16,200 I had to send the precious spelt wheat off to the mill. 493 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,680 Right, I'll just load this grain lorry by myself 494 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,720 because Kaleb is still being a Millennial. 495 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,560 Here we go. 496 00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,440 Can we edit this out? 497 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,960 A week after the pigs arrived, I took Lisa to see them, 498 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:18,080 because my breeding plans had hit a snag. 499 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,360 So the big problem I've got is 500 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,840 whenever you see the boar mounting that sow... 501 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,040 Uh-huh? 502 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,760 How can I put this delicately? He can't reach. 503 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,776 Do you have to give him a hand? 504 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,240 Well, he's much smaller 505 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,080 - than she is. - Yeah. 506 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,200 - So when he gets on her back. - Yeah. 507 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,600 - His penis... - Yeah. 508 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:44,160 Isn't long enough to get into her vagina. 509 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,360 Er, well, I'm sure she's... 510 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,360 There's a way of working that out, isn't there? 511 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,040 Hello, pigs. 512 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,800 Luckily, we arrived just in time 513 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,800 to see the little boar having yet another attempt 514 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,760 to mount the much bigger sow. 515 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,400 There he goes. 516 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,360 But this is the problem, look. 517 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,080 Look how much smaller he is. 518 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,760 He's too small. 519 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,240 It's not going in. 520 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,320 Go on, get it in. It's not in. 521 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,520 It's not in, you blithering idiot. 522 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,280 It's not coming out either, to be honest. 523 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,576 His cock's come off. 524 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,680 Where's it gone? His cock's not coming out. 525 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,240 Come on! 526 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,400 Er... 527 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,280 I don't know what you do about this. 528 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,480 She's being very patient. 529 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,600 Well, she's desperate. 530 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,120 But you're gonna have to move your feet forwards. 531 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,240 That was just the most terrible shagging ever. 532 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,240 - He's desperate. - He just pushed her. 533 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,720 Oh no, you've electrocuted her. 534 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,680 Aw. Look, he's saying sorry. 535 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,600 We decided to leave him in the sex pen for another week, 536 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,680 in the hope he'd get the birds and the bees sorted out. 537 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,960 This meant we could focus on other things, 538 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,320 which was handy. 539 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,240 Because a couple of days later... 540 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,440 Jeremy, a farmer down the road, 541 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,120 brought some old friends back. 542 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,040 There you go. 543 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,200 Look who it is! 544 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,760 Hello, "sheeps"! 545 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,160 A moment only slightly spoiled 546 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,760 by a social faux pas. 547 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,400 Hello, Jeremy the Younger. 548 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,440 - Hi, Lisa. How are you? - Good. 549 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,480 - Congratulations on your marriage. - Thank you. 550 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,560 I didn't know. 551 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,440 Yes, we're invited to the wedding, darling. 552 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,280 - I did know. How's it going? - Yes. 553 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,040 Then it was time to prep the barn 554 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,360 where our remaining cows would be living through the winter. 555 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:53,440 Another job where Kaleb was conspicuous by his absence. 556 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,736 - You know he's better? Fully recovered. - Yeah. 557 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,400 So much better he's gone on holiday. 558 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,440 - You're joking? How long? - All week. 559 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,000 - What? - He's gone to Cornwall. 560 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,360 He'll get a nose bleed, because it's more than a mile from Chipping Norton. 561 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,040 But he's gone. In this weather. 562 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,360 - I suppose he thinks... - Yeah? 563 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,640 His side of the farm, the arable side, 564 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,560 he can't do anything, so he may as well be on holiday. 565 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,736 - I thought he was farm manager? - Our side of the farm, 566 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,760 the profitable side of the farm, 567 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,960 we have to put in a shift. 568 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,560 How did the world work without telehandlers? 569 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,080 I do not know. 570 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,360 Yeah, forward. 571 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Yes! 572 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,480 Come on, cows. 573 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,080 Hiya. Gently. Hiya. 574 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,800 Look. Your hotel! 575 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,160 - Hiya. Hiya. - Go on. 576 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,480 No. Uh-uh, uh-uh. 577 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,200 That's the one. That's the one. 578 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,560 Oh, man. Yeah! 579 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,520 I'll let you out in five months. 580 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,480 Look at that, Mr Cow. 581 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,000 Okay. We're done. 582 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,840 A pretty idyllic sight, that is. Look at that. 583 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,760 You 584 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,080 look delicious. 585 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,960 We had to assume, while all this was going on, 586 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,360 that the boar had done his thing in the sex pen 587 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:40,880 and that we could now introduce him to the ladies in the next pen along. 588 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,040 Hello, pigbies. 589 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,840 This turned out to be one of the wettest and most confusing hours 590 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,840 of my entire life. 591 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,640 Oh, here comes the rain again. Now... 592 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,440 Okay, Annie Lennox. 593 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,320 Oh shit. This is like Tetris. Where does this go? 594 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,200 - Oh it's really raining. - Okay. 595 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,400 Yeah. 596 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,520 This is heavy rain now. 597 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,840 - Quickly do it. - Oh, nearly. Keep going. 598 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,040 - Yes! - Yes! Well done, Lisa. 599 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,400 Well done you. 600 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,480 Ow! 601 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,576 - It's attached somehow to the electrics. - You gotta... 602 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,600 Can you stop the pigs coming out? 603 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,040 It's just a clearing-up shower. 604 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,240 That doesn't work. 605 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,320 You're dead right. 606 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,560 You have to... 607 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,376 We didn't measure it properly, did we? 608 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,760 No, we didn't. "We" didn't. 609 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,960 Okay, quickly, open that one. 610 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,720 Open that one. 611 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,280 And I'll somehow 612 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,080 get the boar without the... 613 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,840 Now, we only need the one with the penis. 614 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,400 Oh! Okay. 615 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,760 - Not her. - There you go. Look. Biscuits! 616 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,880 Oh shit! No! Fuck! 617 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,280 - Where's that one come from? - What? 618 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,520 - One of the gilts got in. - Oh shit. 619 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,920 - Which was which now? - Which one was it? 620 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,560 Er... 621 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,880 This one? 622 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,440 Yeah, this one. The little ginger. 623 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,280 Well, we've gotta get that back. 624 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,120 Oh, Christ. I fucking hate farming! 625 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,600 Come on. 626 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,640 Come on. 627 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,640 No, no, stop it. 628 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,040 Stop it. 629 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,200 Go. No, stop. 630 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,760 You, stop. Stop. Stop. 631 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,960 As I tried to grab the young filly, 632 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:36,440 the older lady pig got cross that her boyfriend was suddenly interested 633 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,080 in a slimmer alternative. 634 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:40,880 No, no, stop it. 635 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,200 She's jealous. 636 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,640 He's going to pork her. 637 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,000 He's on already. 638 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,400 But the big sow wants to be porked. Look. 639 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:56,200 Look, if I pretend to be shagging her here, 640 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,960 she's gonna leave that one alone, right? 641 00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,800 Yes, but we've got to keep this one... No. 642 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,880 Look, look, look. She's jealous. 643 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,000 The only solution was to distract the older sow 644 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,760 with something better than sex. 645 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,360 - Have a ginger nut biscuit. - No, she... 646 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,160 - Look at this. - She doesn't know it's not the boar now. 647 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,200 You see? 648 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,816 I'm trying to spot if his cock... Yes, his cock's out! 649 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,480 - Okay. - His cock's out! 650 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,240 - And in. It's in. - She doesn't know... 651 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,560 No, let him finish. 652 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,080 - That I'm not... - No, let him just finish. 653 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,240 Get the biscuits, darling. Get the biscuits! 654 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,480 - But which one for? - For this one. 655 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,840 Look, she's fascinated by the whole thing. 656 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,920 No, don't put your face in it. Oh, God. 657 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,400 Here, have a biscuit. 658 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:37,840 Oh God. 659 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,240 It's the longest... Come on, man. 660 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,080 Jeremy, I think you should be doing this bit. 661 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,856 Has he not finished yet? 662 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,200 Jeremy, can you do on the back of her, please? 663 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,600 And I'll do the biscuits. 664 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,800 Come here. 665 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,920 Right. She's got to think that she's having sex. 666 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,480 And I'm now giving her that impression, according to my book. 667 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,440 Oh, but she's having a biscuit and sex simultaneously. 668 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,240 And she prefers biscuits. 669 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,120 - Here, biscuits, biscuits. - Will you hurry up? 670 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,480 Honestly. 671 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,720 You're having sex. 672 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,560 Lovely, romantic, it's Barry White. 673 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,640 No, don't! Lisa, just pay attention to the pig! 674 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,896 - You're going to interrupt- - Biscuits, biscuits. 675 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,280 Don't pull it out. 676 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,360 He must finish in a minute. 677 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,040 Oh, he has! 678 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,880 Huge quantities of sperm. 679 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,400 No, no, no. 680 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,880 Back it goes. The porkscrew is away. 681 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,160 Okay, quickly. 682 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,640 Eventually, we got all the pigs sexed 683 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,400 and back to where they were supposed to be. 684 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,960 And I could relax. 685 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,640 Oh shit. 686 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,320 What the hell? 687 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,480 What the hell is that? 688 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,680 Has one of the pigs been sick in my pocket? 689 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,960 You're kidding? 690 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,160 - Look. - What the...? 691 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,320 What the bloody hell's that? 692 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,680 - Is that? Is it? - Ugh. 693 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,480 Ugh. 694 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,800 For fuck's sake. 695 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,680 It was now almost two months 696 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,160 since the other Donny boy had planted his wheat and beans in the field. 697 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,800 And Charlie reckoned we should check up 698 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,360 on how his regenerative farming was going. 699 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,120 So can I just ask, Charlie? All the stuff that looks like grass... 700 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,200 - Yeah. - Isn't grass? That's wheat? 701 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,560 Yeah. That's wheat. And then these here, 702 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:03,960 they're beans. 703 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,080 - Were beans. - Look, I picked up the roots. 704 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,320 That's quite exciting. 705 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,760 And this is what Kaleb said won't work... 706 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,600 He said the drill wouldn't work. 707 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,400 - Well, it has. - Correct. 708 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,480 - That's bloody good, isn't it? - Yeah. 709 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,920 Who knew? Old Groove Armada's done a good job in here. 710 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,960 Well, it looks okay. 711 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,160 And then... 712 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,160 Look, there's no disease. They're clean. 713 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,800 Look at all those worms, Jeremy! That's what he'll get excited about. 714 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,280 - Who? He will? - Yeah. Earthworms. 715 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,680 Do you know what this shows? 716 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,400 It shows that you've uprooted a perfectly healthy plant, 717 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,296 - thus depriving me of some cash. - There's some nodules on there. 718 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,560 Since we're here, we might as well have a biology lesson. 719 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,080 There's some nodules on here. 720 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,800 And that's the bit that the magic happens in the legume 721 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,960 where it makes nitrogen from the atmosphere 722 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,120 and stores it in the plant. 723 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,240 - That's what we're trying to do? - Yes. 724 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,680 But back in the soil, isn't it? 725 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,520 Well, this won't release the soil till we kill it and destroy it. 726 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,160 But they've gone pink. See how it's fleshy pink in there? 727 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,840 - Yeah. - Which means they're active. 728 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,640 The bacteria in your soil are making nitrogen. 729 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:11,000 A man from Groove Armada is making nitrogen in my soil. 730 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,480 Nobody's ever said that before. 731 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,640 It's never been used as a sentence. 732 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,000 Charlie and I then headed to the office 733 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,360 to discuss the council's enforcement notice. 734 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,160 Which didn't just shut down the restaurant. 735 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,960 It made running the farm shop nigh on impossible as well. 736 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,000 They wanted us to close the small bar 737 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,040 where customers could buy my Hawkstone beer. 738 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,480 They didn't want us parking cars in the fields. 739 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,280 And said the loos had to go. 740 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:50,080 And worst of all, they were insisting we shut the burger van. 741 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,000 Check on one burger, two truffle, one chilli. 742 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,360 Thank you very much. 743 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,440 Which was now the only realistic way of selling our meat. 744 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,160 Thank you very much. Thank you. 745 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,320 The restaurant, I could never see that coming back, 746 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,440 but we had to do something to protect our shop. 747 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,320 - Farm shop. - Farm shop. 748 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,400 - We've got some choices to make. - Okay. 749 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,680 If they make that enforcement notice stick, 750 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,160 "no car parking", 751 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,920 they'll ban parking on the road, 752 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,920 and we won't be able to sell anything other than an apple. 753 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,520 So I was thinking, why don't we try and move the farm shop 754 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:31,920 up here? 755 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,280 That's out of Chadlington's parish council area. 756 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,160 And more importantly, this bit 757 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,160 isn't in the Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty. 758 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,640 - No. - So what if we put it there? 759 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,640 We just close it down here. 760 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,840 Massive losses with all of the work we've done, 761 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,400 you know, getting power there, getting the loos installed, 762 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,120 concrete floor, everything, 763 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,480 - building the shop itself. - Yeah. 764 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,520 So why don't we go to the council and say: 765 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,800 "How would you feel if we moved the shop into the top end of the farm?" 766 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,600 So, I get the theory, I get the logic, but... 767 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,520 I knew there'd be a "but". 768 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,200 There's no guarantee that they will grant permission here. 769 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,960 So what we should do is... 770 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,160 Erm... 771 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,000 - Personally, I feel... - You think fight it? 772 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,200 I don't think "fight" is necessarily the right word. 773 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,480 It's the emotive word. 774 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,960 But actually what I think we should do is put our views across 775 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,320 in a sensible, logical, objective way, 776 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,400 - which has not been... - Fight the fuckers. 777 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,640 Which has not been done. 778 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,000 Hammer them into the ground like tent pegs. 779 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,760 I think some of their points probably we do need 780 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,200 - to be more forceful than others. - Yeah. 781 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,120 - And such as, you know... - Lavatories. 782 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,320 Yeah. 783 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:41,880 They say we can't have a lavatory. 784 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,560 So when you're a shop girl there and you're not allowed to go to the... 785 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,800 - There won't be a lavatory. - Or a shop-boy. You could be either. 786 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,840 It's more difficult. A boy can go behind a bush. 787 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,640 If you need to go to the loo 788 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,560 you have to get in a car, close the shop, 789 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,640 come all the way down, back up. So there is a problem. 790 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,000 Anyway, I think what we should do... 791 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,360 To not move it. 792 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,520 Not move it. 793 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,520 - Speak to a barrister. - Not fight them. 794 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,440 And then we put in a robust, 795 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,920 - objective response. - Robust. 796 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,160 Yes. 797 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,160 Well, I've been watching Yellowstone. 798 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,400 When somebody displeases them, they murder them, 799 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,520 take them across the state line and throw them into a ravine. 800 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,000 I've been looking at that scene a lot. 801 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,160 Charlie retreated to his own office 802 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,840 to start work on the appeal. 803 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,080 And while he did that, 804 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:42,440 Lisa and I went back to the muddy business of pig farming. 805 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,000 Oh shit. Look at this. 806 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,800 We're stuck as I don't know what now. 807 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,160 - We're stuck in the mud. - Yeah, this ain't going. 808 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,896 They're coming out to see the show. 809 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,800 Yes, they're coming out to laugh at me. 810 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,320 Look, they are... 811 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,920 Look at them! They're hilarious! Their little ears! 812 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,616 - "Look at our ears! Our ears!" - They're gonna line up and laugh at us. 813 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,160 - They're growing so fast. - They really are, yeah. 814 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,640 Right. I think we're gonna have to accept this is going to stay here 815 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,360 until either we get some frost or... 816 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,880 No, if I get the tractor, we can pull it out with that. 817 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:37,080 As I returned with the Lambo, Lisa and I got a bit of a surprise. 818 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,160 Hi, Lisa. 819 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,960 Hey. Oh, hey, K! How were the hols? 820 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,080 Judith! You're back! 821 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,040 - Judith? - Judith Chalmers. 822 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,000 Who's that? 823 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,160 - Holiday person. Doesn't matter. - I've been on holiday once. 824 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,480 What do you think? 825 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,040 Not bad, right? 826 00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,640 Not bad? 827 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,320 Yeah! Look. 828 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,160 Last time I see this field, it was a lovely potato field. 829 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,440 I know, but now look at it. It's a massive pig enterprise. 830 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,440 - I know, it's brilliant, innit? - Firstly... Firstly hear me out. 831 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,520 Who the fuck done the fencing? 832 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,640 We did! 833 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,600 Who's "we"? 834 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,560 Lisa and me. In a rainstorm, at night, 835 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,560 we got the whole fencing done. 836 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,720 - Look at it! - What's the matter with it? 837 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,680 Well, firstly, you haven't even got all the posts the same height. 838 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,400 But that doesn't matter, Kaleb. 839 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,520 It does! 840 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,640 And there's the road! Look! Again, I can't... 841 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,000 Don't be picky. 842 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,320 - What's wrong with the road? - Everyone's gonna see it. It looks shit. 843 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,280 Oh, I see- - Look! Look down that line. 844 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,120 Did you use a string line or not? 845 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,080 - What? - Did you use a string line? 846 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,896 We didn't really have time for that. 847 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,040 We were really... We had to do it. It was a rush job. 848 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,040 Anyway, we've done it. 849 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,440 Not one has escaped. We put a sign on the road saying: 850 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,560 "Kaleb built these fences." 851 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,320 It's just all brilliant. 852 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,160 - So... - The pigs look amazing, actually. 853 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,440 Let me explain how it works, because... 854 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,600 - Piggy! - I've been reading a book. 855 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,160 - We've got the weaners there. - Yeah. 856 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:13,000 We've got the boar and two sows in here. 857 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,760 But we started there 858 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,560 and then we put him in there with three sows. 859 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,760 - Three sows? Hang on. - So he's now done the lot. 860 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,920 Honestly, there's been pig orgy going on. 861 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,896 - You put the boar in here. - Yeah. 862 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,360 And then in a week's space you put it in with the other lot? 863 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,560 Yeah. 864 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,280 What's wrong with that? 865 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,680 No, you're joking? You're kidding? 866 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,960 Please, tell me you're lying? 867 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,600 No. 868 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,000 Have you counted their nipples? 869 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,280 - No. - A pig's got, like, 14 nipples. 870 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,960 Yeah? They have litters of, like, 10 to 14. 871 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,640 But well, I've done it. 872 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,640 Yeah, but you space it out a little bit. 873 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,960 You don't have 50 piglets at the same time. 874 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,160 You're gonna have 50 small little piglets running around at the same time. 875 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,040 Honestly! 876 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,200 Fucking hell! 877 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,520 {\an8}I'd be highly cautious about doing anything around these banks. 878 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,080 Oh yeah! 879 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,880 Shit! I've never seen incompetence like it. 880 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,560 Oh! 881 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,040 I am 882 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,320 flabbergasted.